Who is the villain of the 2010 World Cup?
By Eric Beard
In 2006, Marco Materazzi stood out to many as a villain for his unbecoming words that caused Zinedine Zidane to lose his cool, sparking the infamous headbutt. However, this time around, there are all sorts of villains. From the FIFA administration’s reluctance to provide referees with the tools to make correct decisions to absolutely atrocious calls made to handballs to cursed celebrities, South Africa has been the home to a whole lot of controversy. Here’s my list of 2010’s villains that were present in Africa.
Sepp Blatter and FIFA
Always happy to be the centre of attention, Blatter and his stubborn, old-school ideas have made neutrals and supporters of the likes of the United States, England, and Mexico outraged. Goal-line technology, in some form, is needed in football. At least when the stakes are this high. But Blatter, in his dictator-esque role, is no stranger to stubborn, illogical thought. Conservative in his ways, the winners of matches have been placed in jeopardy because of his reluctance to use some sort of video replay at the game’s biggest stage. Sepp, this is a disgrace to football.
The Referees
From Jorge Larrionda (Germany-England) to Koman Coulibaly (United States-Slovenia) to Carlos Batres (Spain-Paraguay), blown calls have never been in such abundance in a World Cup. Sure, they’re only human and they’re not getting too much help from FIFA as there could be extra officials on the touchlines or even instant replay, but some of these mistakes have been unforgivable. It’s a hard job to be the man in the middle, but to many, these men are nothing but villains who don’t have to explain themselves.
Luis Suarez
While some football fans have been defending his “Mano De Diablo”, saying he reacted just like anyone trying not to lose would, supporters of African football absolutely hate this guy. Hate is a strong word, but if anyone watching the third place match between Germany and Uruguay saw how Suarez was being booed every time he touched the ball, then you would realise it is oh so appropriate. Suarez, I wouldn’t plan a trip to Accra anytime soon, that’s for sure.
Patrice Evra & the French mutiny squad
While AFR writers Darshan and Ulysse covered the French chaos very thoroughly, it is worth stating once again how much of a disgrace this group was to the nation of France and to football as a whole. Some call it karma, others just call it overpaid children embarrassing themselves, and the Irish simply have enjoyed every second of it. But honestly, football is not about scuffles in the locker room, and because of what happened in South Africa French football may never be the same.
Manuel Neuer
Neuer, Germany’s 24-year-old keeper, has impressed many neutrals. But not the English. After Frank Lampard scored a good goal that the referees did not count, Neuer admitted to a bit of gamesmanship. Neuer said, “I tried not to react to the referee and just concentrate on what was happening. I realised it was over the line and I think the way I carried on so quickly fooled the referee into thinking it was not over.” You cheeky little…
Mick Jagger
The Rolling Stones legend has attended a few knockout stage matches in South Africa. When Mick was supporting the US against Ghana, the Yanks lost. When Mick was supporting England vs. Germany, England lost/were destroyed. When Mick supported Brazil against the Netherlands, the Dutch pulled the upset of the tournament. And most recently, when Mick wanted Argentina to down the Germans, Maradona, Messi, and company were thrashed as well. So, as our friends over at Dirty Tackle have labeled the rock star, I have to agree that Mick is the World Cup’s angel of death.
Paul the Psychic Octopus
Just like Mick Jagger, Paul the psychic octopus is also choosing the fates of nations. Paul went 6-0 when choosing the Germans, predicting four Germany wins, but also predicting Serbia’s upset and Spain’s win. He also correctly chose Germany to take 3rd place and Spain to win the World Cup. So call it what you will, but this little marketing tool character is getting quite a bit of attention. The Spanish love him, but the Dutch and the Germans… uh… not so much.
Who has been your favourite villain?
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xgislen answered:
You missed the stupid JABULANI ball !!!!
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dw38638 answered:
The Holland defense which took no prisoners in the final & ended up having legions of soccer fans around the world rightfully cheer for Spain
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bellerephon answered:
THAT DOUCHEBAG REFEREE THAT GAVE MIROSLAV KLOSE A RED CARD.
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socratinho answered:
Definitely Blatter and his cronies.
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safayet answered:
Eric, congrats on writing this without a single mention of ‘unpredictable Jabulani ball. You should work for ITV.’
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yourfangirl answered:
The ref who gave Kaka the red card. Brazil- Ivory Coast. :|
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